When the Blue boys go BAD !


DUNCAN.

What are you really like when your on a night out?
 ''Depends where iam and who im with. i dont like going out in town that much - i dont feel comfortable. I prefer going round to a friends house, or they come to mine. Sometimes we head off to the local pub. I havent been into London and really enjoyed myself for a long time.''

Whys that? Is fame too much hassle?
''Well, there are always problems with the guest list, no matter how many times you call up! The bouncers think they're clever and theres always someone they wont let in.''

But not you, right?
''No, but im always outside trying to get my friends in, and i end up all stressed out. Then you get a table and everyone starts coming over and staring at you like your a freak!''

There must have been come wicked Blue nights out though...
''The last UK tour was crazy - six hotels got trashed in a row! i dont really agree with trashing hotels, but that was funny. There was us four, the dancers and a couple of others against the massage, make-up and hairdressing girls. They were running around with buckets of water and fire extinguishers, and war paint on their faces!''

Sounds messy!
''It was! They filled a bucket with mashed up chocolate biscuits, tea, milk, crisps and fruit, and as we got out the lift they drenched us in it! So we got pints of beer from the bar and chucked them at 'em. The hotel was in such a mess! I felt really bad.''

Erm, how many times did it happen?
''Six times in a row. {looks shifty}But im not proud of that!''

What about when you were younger... did you used to get all dressed up for parties?
''Yeah. I always liked blaxes, but i couldnt afford one on my Saturday job wages. So when i was 18, i got a TOPMAN store card. it was the first stor card i ever had. I spent £250 quid on it in a day, maxed it out. I had a great day but i payed for it after!''

Back to the mucky stuff...have you ever puked at a party?
''Yeah, i was sick at Lee's New Year's Eve party the year before last! I was so hammered, i locked myself into Lee's downstairs toilet and i couldnt speak to anyone. i remember falling asleep with my head by the bowl. His mum woke me up by banging on the door! The next day Lee said 'Someone was sick right outside my front door,' nad i was like, {sheepishly} 'Sorry mate, that was me!' ''


SIMON.

What are you like on a night out?
''When we all go out, i like to step back and see what the others are doing. I like to keep my eye on everbody so they call me 'Boss Man!' ''

Are you the 'Dad' then?
''Yeah, if theyre having a good time, iam too. Im the one who keeps his eyes open for the jealous people.''

Whats your timetable for getting ready?
''First, i get my outfit sorted out and place it on the bed. That could take 15 minutes, so i do it while the bath is running. I have a shower and a bath, too - you've just been sittin in dirt havent you? Then i have a shave if i need one, and the moisturising takes a lot of time. You have to add baby oil too as it lasts longer.''

Whats the best party you've ever been to?
''I went to a party once in a cave, like the Flintstones! People even walked around in body paint, it was wicked man.''

And thats the glitziest party youve ever been to?
''Yeah. To me, glitzy means a cool crowd having a laugh. I dont associate wearing your smartest clothes - people just stand there and look for other people wearing the same dress. The Flintstones party was fun!''

Have you ever shamed yourself at a party?
''Yeah, when i told Janet Jackson i had a picture of her above my bed! She just said, 'Interesting...' and turned to talk to Justin Timberlake. i made a total idiot of myself and that is the first time and last time! Janet Jackson of all people! She wouldnt reconise me now though - i had an afro back then!''

Are you always out with celebs?
''No, but the MTV Asia Awards were cool! It was us, Liberty X, Gareth Gates, Sugarbabes... and 'cos we were the only Brits, it just went off. Gareth was very funny - hes a bad boy, a diamond geezer. People's perception of him is wrong! It was stupid!''

Stupid, how?
''People were getting pushed into the pool with their clothes on! We were on the 85th floor of a massive building, and obviously when we started having a party, everyone wants to join in. We ended up with the Black Eyes Peas and everyone coming over!''

Wow! Do you reckon you'll end up as a letchy old man, partying at 60?
''Yeah man, and i'll still look like this! When the grey hair come, im dying it! Before Blue, i used to have every colout under the sun. You have to bleach your hair before you add the colour and i had silver hair once after i left it on too long!''

Have you ever snogged more than one girl in a night?
''Yeah. I used to snog loads when i played Spin The Bottle at school, We should start out own version, Celebrity Spin The Bottle! You and me copyright it, go 50/50, what do you think?!''

ANTONY.

How often do you go on lads' nights out?
''Every night since i split up with my girlfriend! Thats two years worth! Yesterday i went out from one in the afternoon to half ten at night! All day, Mad, innit?!''

Have you ever woken up somewhere you shouldnt have?
''Yeah. About eight months ago, i woke up on my mates floor with his dog licking my eyes! We'd been out that the night before. Horrible! There's probably more stories, but there all too rude!''

Are posh parties the best ones?
''No way. I like to go with my mates from home. I hang about with some of the Eastenders lot aswel. We go to the same places, near where i live. Theres Ray, who plays Ronnie; Joe, who playes Mickey; Brooke, who playes Kelly; James Alexandrou, who plays Martin... We all have a good laugh.''

When was the last time you rolled at dawn?
''Last Sunday. I'd been at Faces in Ilford. Tha club and Club 195 in epping are the only clubs i can go to and have a giggle. Forget the West End, thes rubbish - everyone wants to start on you, even the bouncers.Id rather go somewhere  i know the people and i get looked after. Come out with me and see what its like - much better!''

Do the Blue boys have to be chucked out at the end of the night?
''Probably!Im the most hardcore, though! The other day we were in this country pu all day - we were throwing darts at the walls by the end! Why would the wanna chuck us out though? Do you know how much money we'd spent?!'

Do people give you trouble when your on a night out?
''Sometimes. The other day i walked into a bar near where i live, with my sister. Some girl taps me on the shoulder and goes, 'Why are you wearing a hooded top? Why are you wearing those shoes? Is that the fashion?' i said i dunno, i just felt like putting on a hooded top tonight. Then i ordered my rink and i could hear her with her mates goin, 'He's so arrogant, he's so up himself.' Im like, hold on, what have i done to you?''

Poor you.
''Girls sometimes say to me 'Oh, your the fat one... where are the other lot?' I cant help the way iam! Im a singer and you lot just wanna slag me. Fine. Bothered. But because of who iam, i ain't allowed to answer ack. I ain't no model - i go out and work like everyone else. i dont start on anyone. I just like to have a giggle, but people wind me up.''

LEE.

Whos the best person to go out partying with?
''Me! I just love haing a giggle. If im in a good mood, i just get stupid! I love it when you go out and your on the floor laughing. Im not mentioning names but i went out with some people and the didnt dance at all. I was like, what am i doing here? Im up on the bar dancing all night!''

Who would you want to bump into?
''I wanna meet my future wife at a party! Thats the best place to meet her, because i have to feel at ease with her and sh need to know what shes letting herself in for! I dont have the best relationships though - they all go weird on me after a couple of weeks.''

Whats all that about, eh?
''Well, im quite romantic, but girls take it differently when your like that. i think theyd rather you juct be cold and not bothered. But i like cooking. Ill be like, ill cook you a meal. Then there like 'thats it! i love you!'''

Nightmare! Whats the glitziest party you've ever been to?
''Elton John invited us boys round to his house for dinner. it was really nice. We had little canapé things and i was chasing the waiter round, trying to get more! That was cool, but posh parties are generally boring. everyone's trying to be sophisticated and talk about mathematics!''

Have you ever shamed yourself at a posh party?
''Yeah! We were at a chariaty do and i put Samantha Mumba in a headlock for a joke. I was making these weird noises and she was pretending to laugh, but she didnt find it funny... neither did her mum! I dont think they got my humor!''

Have you ever opened the papers and only the discovered what you'd done the night before?
''No, but sometimes it starts coming slowly back the next day. I hate that. It;s like did i pull that last night?! I hate it when you wake up in someones house and you walk around trying to find someone you reconise!''

What's your favourite story from a lads' night out?
''Thats hard, 'cos theres so many! i was at the TMF awards recently - Kurt Nilsen from World Idol was there too and we were all mucking about. There were these cabins where people had been put up and this girl goes to me, 'I cant get in ot mine, can you break in for me?' So i was like, alright!''

Sounds mad...
'It was! Then i put myself in a cage and i was going, the girl who lets me out of the cage, im gonna gethold of! These girls walked past and i was like, can you let me out? they were like 'No!' Then a really ugly person let me out! I was like, no, you can leave me in here!''